SEALs


last night i went to a maritime event about pirating where one of the speakers was a former Navy SEAL. the guys in our group were super excited when they read his bio.

one of the guys would say something like this:
"I BET HE CAN kill a MAN with his BARE HANDSSSSSSSSSS"

and the other guys would then clap their hands and guffaw at the sheer awesomeness of it all.

when the SEAL got up to speak, the other guys started punching each other and whispering "he is SUCH a bad astronaut!"

i guess there's a certain cache about being a very manly man, but i really just thought that he was a nice man with a slightly boring power point that had no pictures. i equate the guys' awe to say, i don't know, my respect for the barefoot contessa? a florist who makes pretty arrangements? people who draw the simpsons? shrug!

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Yaui said…
ppl that can make good videos are awesome
November 19, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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