why i'm super smart part one

i saved my draft paper solely on a usb drive. i tried to open the file today, and look what i found:

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seventy five pages of this stuff haha. while i like that microsoft word gave me the benefit of the doubt and thought that i would know how to read chinese characters, i am less amused on other points. the last time this happened i was still saving things onto hard floppy disks (i know) and that's when i switched to the portable usb drive. and now, it has failed me!

lesson learned: save to desktop and EMAIL IT TO YOURSELF. aiyah so simple.

Comments

The Whap said…
I hope it wasn't me who fucked up your paper...
December 13, 2008 at 5:35 PM
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